iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

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taylor-alesia:

animal crossing though <3

taylor-alesia:

animal crossing though <3

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

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sassyterrorist:

Madonnas arms look like they belong in a resident evil game

cant even tell the difference which one is madonna idk 

foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

stabs:

HOW DO YOU DOWNLOAD MOVIES BC THERE IS GONNA BE A HURRICANE SO THERES A CHANCE THERE WILL BE NO POWER HELP

eludible:

Being told I have the best taste in music is like the best compliment you could give me

justmyflawedlogic:

oliviastarshippp:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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FUCK WHAT KIND OF POST IS THIS

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